Tony,
men got extra "poo-pulsion" from a big fart, that sent him across the Finish Line first. <G>
Hahaha, yeah I was doing better than that when I was at my worst. :D
  I wonder if they were taking bets on "win, place, and show"?? <G>
  I saw a square dance group do a "horse race" at a festival in 2019. They
had rigged up these brooms to look like horses manes. There were different colors, similar to the numbers, colored cloths, etc. for each horse in a
real race. Next there was an area of squares placed on the floor, with taped off sections like hopscotch boxes. To top it off, there were 2 sets of big dice...one for each color (6 of them), and one for the numbers 1 through 6.
I think there was a total of 15 or 20 boxes, so it wasn't over in an instant.
  Before the "race" people would buy a certain number of tickets to "wager"
on the horse, and whether they thought the horse would win, place, or show.
It made quite a bit of money for the organization.
  Well, we get the horses and jockeys (male and female <G>) at the starting gate...and, everyone else is on the side, cheering, laughing, and making  smart-@$$ remarks ("who's going out to pasture now??!!) <G>. The dice are  rolled, telling which "horse can move", and how many spaces. The game kept  going until the top 3 horses had finished (win, place, and show).
No, the toilet was out the back, but there was a shower and a sink
inside. :)
  Reminds me of the meme, where the old boy is building an outhouse for two... with HIS and HERS...the wife's "hole" is much bigger. The caption notes "He never knew what hit him". <G>
... Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.
  
  They gag on salted crow and humble pie...because they get the "Fonzie" disease. Their philosophy is either "I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken"...or "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong". :P
Daryl
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